Beyonce Demotivational Poster
EPIC BOOTY - Etta James remarked recently that she wants to whoop this ass... So do I...but I think our reasons may differ!
DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY - YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY
WORKPLACE SAFETY - OSHA is going to hear about this one...and for whistling at me and "rating" the fall? Maybe the EEOC will get a call too!
STYLE - This woman oozes it from every orifice in her body.
HUGH JACKMAN - So handsome, nipples just pop out for him!
THE AMAZING NEW PHOTOSHOP DIET -
Dangerously In Love -
CONTAGION SHAKES & SHIMMY - "Champagne Sway-Dancing", "Pony-Tail Whipping" What ever it you call it, It was still a Better show than Beyonce's Half-Time one.
SHAME - It would be one if something, happened to your preciouse SUPER-BOWL. Seeing as all that kvetching you did about the Inauguration. Crying Gold-Darn Shame.
BEYONCE - I got your bootylisciouse, RIGHT HERE!!
BEYONCE SAYS "YOU GO GIRL" -
BEYONCE - I AM NOT SEEING WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS